Recent Discovery.

I have recently come to the realization that I, Marika Donovan, am hilarious. I don't think other people find me near as funny as I myself do, but I thought that if I were to post my daily thoughts and humorous happenings on the Internet some one, some where, might get the same joy from reading about the daily adventures my brain goes on.
My hope is that even if your aren't splitting a gut about the craziness of my life, you will at least continue trolling the Internet with a smile on your face.

I can promise few things, but what I can promise is huge. Ready?!
1. I promise that if you decide that this is so hilarious you just have to read it to your grandmother, you will not have to mentally edit out cuss words, racial slurs and sudden profanities.
2. I promise that I will do my best to entertain audiences of all ages.
3. I promise that if you read enough, you will find out that my brain is a like a dried package of Mr. Noodles, interesting and entertaining, but hard to follow.

You're awesome and I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy writing it.