Forever Alone

I know I write about being single a lot, but lets face it, it's comical. I'm unhappy single, but then I see pictures of people kissin' on Facebook and I get jealous. But let's be honest your pictures make me ill. I don't want to see pictures of you and you main man Sam sucking face, it's gross. I want to puke on your happiness. Also, I hate photographers. They capture the happiness and engagements of couples but here I am kissing my pillow and taking selfies with my head in the oven. Here's to another post of single white girls woes. 

I'm not very good at being in a relationship or being single. I'm frankly too bipolar for a relationship. I hate being single until I get into a relationship and then I miss freedom. 

For real kids, you need to stop posting pictures of you and your 'boo' kissing and being all couple-y. You're twelve, okay? I'm nineteen and still don't have a SINGLE picture of me kissing a boy. No one needs to see that. Im not actually mad, you're just making me jealous and that's where my anger stems from. But seriously, no more kiss-y face with your new boif. 

Photographers, I love you and your work, but I'm afraid I'll never hire you. This girl is forever alone and my iPhone and I do a great work on our own. 

Just kidding, I met some one. We actually took some couple pictures tonight. 

 

Okay so I'm dating myself. The man I was mentally seeing is mentally unavailable, just my luck! 

I'm okay though, I think I'm the one. 

FOREVER ALONE.