Single Woes

Being single sucks, okay?

The only upside is doing what ever I want, when I want and being able to check out whom I want whenever I want.

So I see the occasional cute boy here and there, occasionally let the people around me know that the boy is indefinitely cute and then dream up dramatic ways to get his attention.

Yesterday, for example, and for those of you who know me and were there when I casually let you all know he was cute, dibs! Oh and for those of you who know me and were not there yesterday, don't try to figure out who it was or where I was, not gunna happen.

So as I was saying, yesterday, I was sitting on this, uh lets call it a thing. Ya, I was sitting on this thing and he just so happened to walk by and I was like "Daaaang, guys did you see him? He's kinda keeeute!" Trying to be casual of course. So then I started dreaming up my dramatic schemes, because I think I'm more hilarious than I actually am I was telling the girls sitting on the thing with me.

"What if I 'drop' my phone at his feet and then have to pick it up? OR what if I throw my phone at him so I not only have to pick it up but I have to apologize for throwing it at him? Hmm, how about you guys push me of this thing so I fall into him and he can romantically catch me and we look deeply into each others eyes and he realizes I'm the girl he's been dreaming of?"

I feel like even if I did drop my phone at his feet and he were to ask me if it were mine I would do this sort of double chin, snort, shake my head violently and drool kind of thing that indefinitely would make him run the opposite direction.

In all reality I sat there giggling and snorting as he walked by. To make matters worse when he did walk by he would admire the floor.

SINGLE FO LYFE.