Selfie?

Let's just be honest right now, I have a better chance of finding a million dollars under my bed than taking a good selfie. I'm not being hard on myself, I'm just being honest. I am just not photogenic. I don't know what angle best suits my face, or what lighting looks best with my skin tone, heck I barely know what color my eyes are. When I smile if I'm not careful one eyebrow gets so excited it joins my hair line and the opposite side of my smile decides that my chin is where it's supposed to be. Not only am I weird, my face is weird. It takes about thirty pictures on average for me to get a picture decent enough to post on Instagram. If you follow me on the Insti you will notice I don't take a whole ton of full face selfies.

I'm about to show you what I am talking about.

 This is me, when my roommate told me to pose for the camera:

This is me taking a selfie while shopping, note the thumb in the corner of the screen:

And then there is me trying to adorable: 

It just doesn't work for me. I have given up, I will never be a model. I worry about the day I get married and have to take photos. There will be me in my wedding dress with a drifter for an eyebrow and a droopy smile. But who am I kidding?! I'm not getting married, I'm going to be a crazy fish lady. (I'm allergic to cats and fish are easy to replace.)

Happy Selfie Sunday -- Hope yours turn out better than mine.