So I was thinking today, while I brushed my pearly whites, about how food is actually the worst thing ever. We basically are flushing money down the toilet. I then started contemplating the problems of the world and came up with a few problems and solutions.
Food- we need it to keep us alive, but we are charged money for it. I LOVE food, probably more than I should, but I do. So, it costs me a little bit more to eat. But why aren't certain foods free. I can understand fast food, because someone has to make it for us, but eggs? They come from animals. Our money doesn't go to the animals so who's making bank on collecting eggs? I loved collecting eggs as a child. Someone should do it as a hobby. How about we pay for the necessities by donation? Or the government gives us a weekly food allowance? The more I think about it, the more I understand that making bread is a chore, as is butter. But we have machines for that now. I think I'm going to have to buy a chicken, cow, pig and butter churn. Screw society I'm kicking it old school.
Clothes- If the law requires me to wear clothing, I suggest we get a monthly allowance for that too. The law is costing me money. Not fair! I could walk around naked and it would be free, but no. I have to pay money for clothes or pay money for a public nudity ticket.
Math- I have never in my life since graduating, needed to use the Pythagorean Theorem or needed to graph a triangle on a calculator; but I learned it. I didn't however learn what a mortgage is, or how to get one. I didn't learn about how to do my taxes; my mom still writes them for me.
I am kind of kidding. I do realize that there is a certain order of how the world works, but I just wish things were cheaper.
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