Little Girl; Big Rock

As you may have all already figured out, I'm not exactly the most graceful or balanced human being alive. I trip, I fall, and I run into things on a regular basis. Well I am here to tell you that has been a life long struggle for me. As I child my father played baseball and he, being my hero taught me how to throw thinks like rocks into the river. He always skipped rocks and tried to throw them all the way across the river, more often than not he was successful. 

One day, I guess I thought it would be awesome to impress my daddy by throwing the largest rock I could find into the river. Well, what landed in the water just so happened to be about the same size as me plus a rock. What I'm trying to tell you is that I threw myself in the river. I'm really not sure how old I was but I believe I was pretty young. Launching myself into a river happened the same day that I found out that I couldn't fly, nor could I swim. I was in fact meant to e human and walk on the land. 

A small child flying into a river following a rock must have been quite the sight; because to this day I still get teased when I throw rocks in the water. I can only imagine what that would look like as an almost twenty year old. If it happens you will be the first to know. I promise. 

Until next time party peeps, try not to throw yourselves into rivers with out supervision.