Monday, 9 September 2013

My Summer Summed Up

I would love love love to hear about all of your summers, tell me the good, bad, and the ugly. You can tell me via Facebook, email, or a simple comment. I will sum up my summer in the fewest words possible but lets be honest, my posts tend to get pretty wordy.

July, its hard to think back that far but I had fun, I know that for sure.

August, HOLY BEANS, I don't even know where to begin. Everything before Rev Camp is kind of a blur because Rev Camp kind of dominated my summer. I did however turn 20 and that was pretty huge. I ate 75 packets of ketchup and 5 packs of hot sauce in order to make it into a game called Last Camper Standing. Just a word of advice to all you ketchup lovers out there after about 10 packets I can guarantee that your insides will begin to burn and it hurts. I also learned that water fights are more fun if you have buckets named Revenge and that the majority of people would rather be known as a murderer than a booger picker. Apparently there is an aspect of respect that comes with murderer. But hey, what do I know?!

I also got a job in August, YAY! I can pay the bills... For now.
Hope your summer was wonderful.

Absent Much

Hey there party people, 
I hope that you are all still alive and well, but mostly alive.
I feel like I haven't blogged in a month and that's mainly because I haven't. I promise I will try to do better. I have been so busy lately. That's not about to change but I might have a few more spare moments to tell you about the weird things that I encounter. 
Hopefully I don't slack off this month. 
Stay Classy. 

Sunday, 1 September 2013

Dear Langley Drivers

Y'all need to get it together! Holy beans! Green means: GO
Yellow means: Slow down 
Red means: Stop

If you are using your breaks at a green light, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! 
Unless your light is yellow I expect you to step on it. Don't make me ram you.

My road rage is immediately connected to your incompetence behind the wheel. 

I'm not actually as angry as I sound, but please don't break on a green light. 

Happy driving!